Ten completely true facts about me
I saw this on Mossy Cottage Knits and thought it was cute and funny. Oh, and also self-absorbed. What's not to like about that?
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bethro!
- The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Bethro!
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Bethro orbiting the Earth.
- Bethro can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Bethro with his left foot.
- About 100 people choke to death on Bethro each year.
- Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Bethro!
- A lump of Bethro the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
- Bethroology is the study of Bethro.
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Bethro.
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Bethro.
Actually pretty funny! I also got the library and Conservatory line, so I'm guessing there must not be that many facts in their database. I love the grapes one... at the same time, I didn't want to know that!
yes, your sockapaloooza socks are supposed to be mailed out on May 1, so you still have time before you need to freak out. Oh wait, that's probably just my reaction to everything.
Posted by
Jen |
4:14 PM
that is sooo funny! i love that shit.
Posted by
Cristina |
11:51 PM